It's a really complicated human invention! You know, like. Really science-y. The kind of stuff Alphys is into but not even monster science! I guess that's a pretty bad explanation. But it's science. Definitely science. And they use it for all kinds of stuff, science stuff that I also don't understand and probably couldn't explain in great detail! And Ramir probably doesn't know how to explain it in a way that a monster would understand, because it's also very human-y.
So... I guess you'll have to wait until Alphys shows up, and ask her if you want to know more!
I mean. No, you don't want to bother him, he's probably really busy doing... whatever it is he does!! He's a busy monster, Papyrus, you can't bother him with boring science questions!!
OKAY, I KNOW I'M NOT AS INTO SCIENCE AS SANS IS, BUT I REALLY DO WANT TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE WAS MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS, SO I'M STILL GOING TO ASK HIM. THANKS ANYWAY, UNDYNE!!
[ This is her punishment, isn't it? She was a jerk to her friends, and now she's paying the price, except instead of just losing her friends like a normal person, she has... this.
Short of finding him and physically restraining him, Undyne has no hope of stopping Papyrus from contacting Mettaton. She can only hope that he doesn't come back with even more questions. ]
I SPOKE TO METTATON! AND HE TOLD ME WHAT IT MEANT. IT WASN'T THAT COMPLICATED AT ALL! I LIKE MUSIC TOO, YOU KNOW!! SO MAYBE IT WASN'T EXACTLY MY FAVORITE KIND, BUT I CAN APPRECIATE DIFFERENT CULTURES!
Uh!! Yeah, music?? I guess I was just worried it would give you bad dreams, and I told you I was going to be your sleep hero and fight the bad dreams, right?
[ She is way too deep on this lie. She's not even making any sense anymore, just treading water as best she can. ]
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UNDYNE, RAMIR TOLD ME TO ASK YOU WHAT A DILDO IS.
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Papyrus. How badly do you need to know?
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I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!
[But don't actually tell him. Make something up. Lie. Deflect. Just don't explain dildos. ]
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It's, uh. Yeah, probably, but it's like sometimes when a human...
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So... I guess you'll have to wait until Alphys shows up, and ask her if you want to know more!
[ Please work please work please work... ]
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OH SO IT'S SCI-FIENCY!! BUT ALSO HUMAN-Y.
I SEE! I SHOULD ASK ALPHYS. BUT AS YOU SAID, SHE ISN'T HERE.
SO I THINK METTATON IS OUR NEXT BEST GUESS!! I'LL TRY ASKING HIM!! HE LIKES HUMANS AND KNOWS THAT KIND OF STUFF.
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I mean. No, you don't want to bother him, he's probably really busy doing... whatever it is he does!! He's a busy monster, Papyrus, you can't bother him with boring science questions!!
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BUT I THINK HE COULD MAKE TIME FOR ME FOR JUST THIS ONE QUESTION.
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[ She doesn't know what to say anymore. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to her. ]
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Short of finding him and physically restraining him, Undyne has no hope of stopping Papyrus from contacting Mettaton. She can only hope that he doesn't come back with even more questions. ]
DILDO TALK: THE SEQUEL
I SPOKE TO METTATON! AND HE TOLD ME WHAT IT MEANT. IT WASN'T THAT COMPLICATED AT ALL! I LIKE MUSIC TOO, YOU KNOW!! SO MAYBE IT WASN'T EXACTLY MY FAVORITE KIND, BUT I CAN APPRECIATE DIFFERENT CULTURES!
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[ She is way too deep on this lie. She's not even making any sense anymore, just treading water as best she can. ]
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